B-Tech Racing Pub Quiz

The Rules are simple:

- Questions will be posted at the beginning of each month
- Send your answers back to me via PM by the 25th of the month
- Answers can not be changed once you have submitted them!
- The person with the most correct answers wins
- In the event of a tie, the highest scoring names will be put in a hat and a winner will be picked at random
- The interent may be used as I can't really stop you but as I'm sure your teacher at school will have said, 'you are only cheating yourself'

There will be a prize for each monthly winner, so good luck

The results for June 2009 are:

1 = Evey, 23 points
2 = Boyley, 22.5 points
3 = Linz, 22 points
4 = MarcW, I couln't be bothered to count the rest, I got to the 4th wrong answer and gave up you noggin!

Congrats Evey, you've won a clay bar, Dorris will love it

The next pub quiz will be posted shortly

Franki

July 2009 - this months prizes is the Autoglym Connoisuer Collection

(this one is a piss take, but still, have fun )

1. If Mank has 10 sweets, Wardy eats 8 and Evey has 1, how many does Mank have left?

2. Wardy has 6 poo's a day, how many did he have in March?

3. Lynz makes tea (dinner for you posh folk) for herself, B-Tech, Mank, Wardy, Evey, Franki and Mart. We all have 3 sausages each, except Mank who finishes off the bag. The bag contained 30 sausages, how many sausages did Mank have?

4. Mank could drink a pint in 7 seconds, Mart in 8, MarcW in 6 and Wardy in 13, what is the average time taken to down a pint?

5. Monkey drove to B-tech HQ, down to Mikes (Kent) and back to his house:
Monkeys -> B-Tech HQ = approx 52.2 miles
B-Tech HQ -> Mikes = approx 222.8 miles
Mikes -> Monkeys = 267.5 miles
How many miles did Monkey do?

6. On that day Monkeys car (Maurice) was running at approx 25.7 MPG, how many gallons of fuel did Money use?

7. Petrol that day cost 101.9 pence per litre, how much did he spend on fuel (approx)?

8. Mank farted 8 times in one morning at B-Tech HQ, with the approximate exposure of methane at 3g/m3, apart from the last one where he followed through only creating 1g/m3 of methane gas (the rest was solid). How many g/m3 of methane did Mank release?

9. Evey kicked Dorris 4 times in one night at B-Tech HQ, each dent was 2 times bigger than the previous dent. The first dent was approximately 10cm2 (surface area), what was the size of the last dent?

10. Wardy managed to pull a girl in Mansfield, the average grown adult has 32 permanent teeth. The girl Wardy pulled had 8 missing and 3 were false, how many permanent teeth did this girl have when she met Wardy?

Enjoy, Franki

The results for July 2009 are:

1 = Linz, 9/10
2 = BRawlins1, 8.5/10
3 = Mank, 7/10

Congrats Linz

Mank, however won a KFC for the answers he gave

1. If Mank has 10 sweets, Wardy eats 8 and Evey has 1, how many does Mank have left?

Non, i ate them ALL!!!!!!!! Nom Nom Nom

2. Wardy has 6 poo's a day, how many did he have in March?

Wrong Wardy has at least 8 poo's a day! He poo's far too much, dirty arab bastard!

3. Lynz makes tea (dinner for you posh folk) for herself, B-Tech, Mank, Wardy, Evey, Franki and Mart. We all have 3 sausages each, except Mank who finishes off the bag. The bag contained 30 sausages, how many sausages did Mank have?

I lurrrve Sausages! What kind where they?

4. Mank could drink a pint in 7 seconds, Mart in 8, MarcW in 6 and Wardy in 13, what is the average time taken to down a pint?

Im shocked, i can down a pint quicker than all of those!!!! shesh!

5. Monkey drove to B-tech HQ, down to Mikes (Kent) and back to his house:
Monkeys -> B-Tech HQ = approx 52.2 miles
B-Tech HQ -> Mikes = approx 222.8 miles
Mikes -> Monkeys = 267.5 miles
How many miles did Monkey do?

Monkey ran out of Fuel before Watford Gap, he never made the trip, he was stuck at the side of the road in a field being bummed by a sheep....

6. On that day Monkeys car (Maurice) was running at approx 25.7 MPG, how many gallons of fuel did Money use?

Dont be fucking stupid, as if that car did 25.7mpg!!! Silly bint!

7. Petrol that day cost 101.9 pence per litre, how much did he spend on fuel (approx)?

Lots and lots and lots

8. Mank farted 8 times in one morning at B-Tech HQ, with the approximate exposure of methane at 3g/m3, apart from the last one where he followed through only creating 1g/m3 of methane gas (the rest was solid). How many g/m3 of methane did Mank release?

And it smelt fucking awesome!

9. Evey kicked Dorris 4 times in one night at B-Tech HQ, each dent was 2 times bigger than the previous dent. The first dent was approximately 10cm2 (surface area), what was the size of the last dent?

Not as big as my arse dent!

10. Wardy managed to pull a girl in Mansfield, the average grown adult has 32 permanent teeth. The girl Wardy pulled had 8 missing and 3 were false, how many permanent teeth did this girl have when she met Wardy?

FUCK OFF, total bullshit! Wardy NEVER pulls! FACT Your quiz is full of shit and lies!!!!!

(He did post real answers too, but well done Mank, you 'tard)

The next quiz will be posted soon

Franki

Hello, as some of you know, I'm having money troubles as are most people, so the pub quiz will be on hold now until I get myself sorted, shouldn't be too long hopefully

Love too you all, Franki x

if you want to carry on with the pub quiz Franki let me know and i'll sort a prize out.

can't have this dying a death so soon.

aww, Marc, you are a legend, I'll text you at some point, may try and sort soemthing out for next month, if that's okay? We wub you x x x